By Darren Cronian on Friday, July 2nd, 2010

Over the years I have written (ranted) about most types of holidays, other than cruises. I do like the idea of sailing to different destinations, and some of the cruise ships are pretty impressive, but, the fact that I travel solo a lot means cruise holidays are out of my budget.

Your cruise holiday rants and complaints

Lack of cruise rants

It is single person supplements that make a cruise holiday impossible for me. I receive a lot of complaints from consumers, but I can’t remember the last time one that was cruise related. I was wondering what issues consumers have with cruises.

If you’ve been on a cruise, what did you not enjoy about it? Feel free to add your negative experiences in the comments section below.


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20 responses to “Your cruise holiday rants and complaints”

Gill | 2 July, 2010 at 7:42 pm

Darren, I have only positive cruise comments. Imagine unpacking once, sleeping in the same bed every night for your whole trip and yet being in a different city -sometimes a different country – every day. The key is to choose the right ship in the first place and there is enough “opinion” out there to make sure there are no excuses

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Darren Cronian | 2 July, 2010 at 7:50 pm

@ Gill

Thanks for sharing – it surprises me I receive so little complaints on cruises, surely they can’t be all that good?? Time will tell, if we get some comments here.

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allie pritchard | 2 July, 2010 at 10:26 pm

We booked on a cruise to and from New York on the Cunard Queen Mary 2 on the strength that there was a strict no-smoking policy on board ie smoking restricted to rear outside decks. Whilst we were on board, the captain made announcements to this end.
However, outside each lift, there was a large post with a sand-filled ashtray on each, and a sign saying ‘no smoking in lifts’ This seemed to give the go-ahead for passengers to smoke in these public areas, and many did.

When we complained to the purser’s desk, nothing was done.

We wrote to Cunard to complain, but got the most ridiculous reply denying the receptacles were ash trays, despite our photos showing dog ends stubbed out in them. They told us the sand was for ballast! Well any fool knows that you put ballast on the BOTTOM of something! We were never offered an apology or any refund for the inconvenience of having to suffer cigarette smoke during the crossings.

Apart from this gripe, we can’t complain about anything else on board. The staff are amazing – work really hard and the cabins are kept immaculately clean. Wonderful food and a free and easy atmosphere. I could go on with praise but won’t here. Just a shame Cunard didn’t enforce their so-called non-smoking policy.

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Gill | 2 July, 2010 at 10:44 pm

Well Darren, I would be surprised if you didn’t. On a cruise we took a couple of years ago (on a fine, “ultra-luxe” ship) during a segment of the RTW voyage, a couple stated , “This is our fourteenth RTW cruise and it is easily the worst!”
Funny old world, isn’t it?!

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Paul Linder | 3 July, 2010 at 4:46 pm

It’s been about three years since our last of three Carnival cruises. I have no other cruise line to compare to. However I can say that although they were all very enjoyable, I got the impression that the fare was not enough for the company and everything going on was designed to extract extra expenditures, photography, gambling, trips, drinking, art auctions bingo etc. It became very mercenary. Also as is the case with all the lines, the tipping procedure and justification for same was absurd. The cabin boys need it, the waiters probably the same, and the other misc. employees are badly underpaid. I would much rather have the freedom to compensate the ones that realy help make the cruise.

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allie pritchard | 4 July, 2010 at 10:18 pm

I agree with Paul about the money they keep trying to get from you once on board.

Photos prices were exorbitant (and they annoyingly KEEP taking them) The ‘art auctions’ were absolute rubbish. Someone ‘won’ a painting, but the cost of sending it back home was so high, they just handed it back! The tipping was included in the price and charged by the day, which was probably just a way for the company not to pay living wages to the staff. Mind you, I wouldn’t know how much to tip anyway! We left a little extra because we felt the room stewards were so hard-working.

Another thing I’ve just remembered…in the cabin on your arrival, there is a half-bottle of sparkling wine – unfortunately Cunard leave a card saying “This CHAMPAGNE is with the Captain’s compliments”. Obviously Cunard do not know the difference between Champagne an sparking wine! But as i said before, I absolutely loved life on board. So much to do and if you don’t want to do anything, that’s fine.
Eating is an experience too! You don’t need to eat in the ‘posh’ dining room if you prefer not to. Plenty of other more casual places to eat, and the cakes in the afternoon were yummy!

Ice cream on tap too! Spoilt for choice…

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Nick | 5 July, 2010 at 1:13 pm

Darren

Number 1 complaint about cruise’s is tipping. There is about 5 people that you should tip on board. (As opposed to the 20 on the cruise lines list). But normally there are less complaints about cruising than any other type of holiday.

As this is become so important more and more Cruise lines are placing tips up front (anything between £100 a week to £30 a day) which you pay with your cruise cost in the UK. Some lines have got rid of tips all togeather.

There is way a friendly agent could get you on an agents discount (not free) trip if your really intrested. (All above board as well)

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Cb | 5 July, 2010 at 6:15 pm

The biggest rant I have is that over the years, some mass market cruise lines have downsized on the amount of complementary amenities available for guests. Since most cruisers are looking for the best price, some cruise lines are charging extra for items like premium coffee, and upgraded dining experiences in specialty restaurants. Also, don’t get me started on consumers having to print their own baggage tags.

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Richard Dolph | 6 July, 2010 at 6:52 pm

I have to agree about the “extra” fees. On our last cruise I did a rough estimate of the ship’s profit of the casino “contests” and the bingo games and it was huge. e.g. 200 people paid $20.00 each for a slot machine contest and the cash prizes added up to only $1,800.00 This doesn’t even address the markup on drinks.

I cannot believe that people do not complain about the special events space. I have been on more than a few cruises and it really annoys me that you have to go to a location of a special event WELL in advance of the published time in order, to get in to or be in a position, to see that event.

Not to mention standing in long lines to depart and board at each location. And (although this is not the cruise line) PEOPLE, .. correct manners dictates that you allow those ON the elevator to exit before you shove in like pigs at a trough.

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Enid Wilson | 7 July, 2010 at 7:45 am

It’s interesting that you haven’t received many complaints about cruises Darren and even the comments here are about the peripheries and one poster said ‘But as i said before, I absolutely loved life on board.’ I have just booked a cruise just for the chance to visit lots of places on the same holiday – I am sure there are lots of things offered on the cruise that won’t be for me but I’ll avoid them.

Single supplements are levied on many many holidays and are a persistent problem for the single traveller so don’t see why cruises should be singled out. Seems like you are hoping to whip up a rat here Darren.

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Darren Cronian | 7 July, 2010 at 10:40 am

Hi Enid, thanks for dropping by and commenting.

I am more interested to hear about the negative aspects about cruising, because of the lack of complaints. I cannot believe that it’s all positive experiences. You are right about the single supplement, and because I have never been on one, I couldn’t think of any other reason why I wouldn’t go on a cruise holiday.

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Enid Wilson | 7 July, 2010 at 12:55 pm

So why are you targetting cruise holidays? Seems to me you ate trying to make something out of very little.

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Lee Harrison | 7 July, 2010 at 3:20 pm

Hi Darren
Norwegian Epic has the perfect answer for Single travellers. Studio’s are 100 sq ft with Private key access to the Studios complex and the studio lounge. Single occupency perfect for solo travellers. full size bed, contemporary design, mood lighting and unique window to the Corridor. This is a great Idea as unless you know someone is a single traveller, it can be hard to meet somebody else on a cruise Ship, having a Studio lounge for just those travelling alone is a gret idea to meet other solo travellers

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Darren Cronian | 7 July, 2010 at 4:25 pm

@ Enid

Oh dear, haven’t you realised by now that I write about the negative side of travel? In this post I am looking for people to tell me what they do not like about cruise holidays.

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allie pritchard | 7 July, 2010 at 11:27 pm

Well no-one else seems to have had problems with the cruise-line’s smoking policy!

I really want to go on another cruise, but my OH is reluctant to spend a couple of weeks passive smoking! I feel Cunard were not honest and did not make any attempt to up hold their so-called non-smoking policy.

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Nick | 8 July, 2010 at 3:30 pm

allie

I would think Cunard have listened to you and others as since the 22 April this year they change the policy and now restrict smoking to a few points around the ship.

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Darren Cronian | 8 July, 2010 at 8:50 pm

Thanks for the update Nick re. smoking on Cunard cruises, and information about the above board way of getting agents rates! I might give a cruise a try in a few years.

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allie pritchard | 8 July, 2010 at 8:51 pm

@Nick
Ah, but have they really?
We were assured before we booked that this policy was in operation, but no-one in charge on board bothered to enforce it.
A few No Smoking signs would not go amiss, but then it would sully their Art-Deco interiors!
As I said before, the Captain made announcements but when people see ash trays outside lifts they feel safe in assuming it’s ok to smoke!
One cabin deck absolutely reeked of cigarette smoke, but luckily it wasn’t the level we were on.

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Enid Wilson | 12 July, 2010 at 3:34 pm

“Oh dear, haven’t you realised by now that I write about the negative side of travel?” Yes of course but looks like this time there isn’t that much of a negative side so that made me wonder why you even asked the question.

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Tom | 14 July, 2010 at 1:17 am

No real complaints from me. I’ve only been on 2 cruises, but compared to the issues I often run into on my normal beach vacation cruises are great. The things people are objecting to are fairly minor in my opinion, but to each his own. As for me I am looking right now for a great deal on a cruise for Feb 2011. I am really looking forward to it.

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