“I think it should be explained in the brochure that the local store
does not sell proper biscuits like custard creams or ginger nuts.”

“It’s lazy of the local shopkeepers to close in the afternoons. I
often needed to buy things during ‘siesta’ time – this should be
banned.”

“On my holiday to Goa in India , I was disgusted to find that almost
every restaurant served curry. I don’t like spicy food at all.”

“We booked an excursion to a water park but no-one told us we had to bring our swimming costumes and towels.”

A tourist at a top African game lodge overlooking a waterhole, who
spotted a visibly aroused elephant, complained that the sight of this
rampant beast ruined his honeymoon by making him feel “inadequate”.

A woman threatened to call police after claiming that she’d been locked
in by staff. When in fact, she had mistaken the “do not disturb” sign on the
back of the door as a warning to remain in the room.

“The beach was too sandy.”

“We found the sand was not like the sand in the brochure. Your
brochure shows the sand as yellow but it was white.”

A guest at a Novotel in Australia complained his soup was too thick and
strong. He was inadvertently slurping the gravy at the time.

“Topless sunbathing on the beach should be banned. The holiday was
ruined as my husband spent all day looking at other women.”

“we bought ‘Ray-Ban’ sunglasses for five Euros (£3.50) from a street
trader only to find out they were fake.”

“No-one told us there would be fish in the sea. The children were
startled.”

“It took us nine hours to fly home from Jamaica to England it only
took the Americans three hours to get home.”

“I compared the size of our one-bedroom apartment to our friends’
three-bedroom apartment and ours was significantly smaller.”

“The brochure stated: ‘No hairdressers at the accommodation’. We’re
trainee hairdressers – will we be OK staying here?”

“There are too many Spanish people. The receptionist speaks Spanish. The
food is Spanish. Too many foreigners.”

“We had to queue outside with no air conditioning.”

“It is your duty as a tour operator to advise us of noisy or unruly
guests before we travel.”

“I was bitten by a mosquito – no-one said they could bite.”

“My fiancé and I booked a twin-bedded room but we were placed in a
double-bedded room. We now hold you responsible for the fact that I find
myself pregnant. This would not have happened if you had put us in the room
that we booked.”

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There are not a lot of places in Mediterranean Europe during August where I can guarantee you “not very many children around” and “temperatures under 30 degrees”.

I wonder how far a customer would get asking *that* of a website?

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Thanks for the rant

I have changed the name to your first name (from email address) as per the comments policy, sorry but only real names are allowed. Cheers.

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Travel Agents do NOT set the prices/overbook hotels/cancel flights/not give you a flight meal because you are black (yes, we’ve had that one) and we are as frustrated as you when things go wrong as it takes us time to sort everything out.

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